Tim Walz's personal finances are an anomaly in US presidential politics: He has no stocks, bonds, or private equity, and he doesn't even own a home.
      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
        319·
        5 months ago

        I’m wondering two things.

        First is… who is “him” we’re talking about?

        The second is, if we’re talking about Trump… how bad is your couch?

        I’ve see a few couches I’d let him sleep on, but first I’d leave outside a crack shack for a month.

        And then give him directions to the crack shack…

          • SGforce
            3·
            5 months ago

            Bot - sent in to be derisive, can’t decide who the target is.

          • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
            13·
            5 months ago

            Serious question:

            How the hell is anyone supposed to convince you they’re not a bot after that? Do you want me to dox myself?

            Maybe a photo of my DL, mother’s maiden, SSN and IRS tax id?

            Congratulations. Your bot radar is broken, but I’m never going to convince you or any of the others. And why?

            I’m guessing because you saw a comment you didn’t understand. That’s fine. A little perspective: “would you let them sleep on you couch?” Is usually framed in the negative.

            Hence the first question. The second is an attempt at humor. It didn’t land. Sorry. (Yes, I’d let Trump sleep on my couch. But first I’d find a shitty couch and make it worse.)