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minus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up46·3 months ago“I’m sick of the government telling me to breathe. I’m done!”
minus-squareQueue@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down1·3 months agoIf one person he is insanely focused on made a joke about him breathing too much, and they saw people laughing at it, he would. Instantly without second thought, because he never had a first thought.
minus-squarekingthrillgore@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 months agoUnfortunately you really can’t kill yourself by just “not breathing” if you’re surrounded by air. You’ll just pass out. Helium though that’ll do it
minus-square𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoAnd you’ll sound funny on the way out. I see this as a win-win.
“I’m sick of the government telling me to breathe. I’m done!”
If one person he is insanely focused on made a joke about him breathing too much, and they saw people laughing at it, he would. Instantly without second thought, because he never had a first thought.
Unfortunately you really can’t kill yourself by just “not breathing” if you’re surrounded by air. You’ll just pass out.
Helium though that’ll do it
And you’ll sound funny on the way out. I see this as a win-win.