• j4k3@lemmy.worldEnglish
    61·
    5 months ago

    Little mouse got big ears.

    I’d like to give her the gom jabbar human test.

    Take her out to the desert to show her some spice.

    She can stay in my sietch, and ride my sand worm.

    Is… is that a thumper? No. But someone is summoning a worm.

    If she was an Honored Matre I’d call her Mother Commander.

    You know what the Bene Gesserit would say? She’s a breeder.

    Sea Child, let’s go for a swim.

    • Taleya@aussie.zone
      24·
      5 months ago

      This whole post got effortlessly outmatched by a shitposter i saw calling the bene gesserit ‘the milf illuminati’

    • eestileib@sh.itjust.works
      17·
      5 months ago

      Bless my coming and her going

      I am the Jizzatz Hardasrock!

      The slow blade penetrates the thong

      I’d let her wash over me and through me

      I’d bomb her hideout like Baron Hard-bonin’

      Wormsign at pants o’clock!

      Spunkin’ Ride-a-ho, what word do you bring from the wilds of Asscrackis?

      'Thopter? I just met her!

      I’d drink her stillsuit water

      Damn, that girl forgot to walk without rhythm and attracted my worm

      Watch out, there’s gonna be a Spice Bloom down south

      • j4k3@lemmy.worldEnglish
        8·
        5 months ago

        The only way through a Holtzman shield is with slow penetration.

        I’m a Sardaukar from Gigiddy Prime. I’m HardKumin tonight inside your shield wall.

        It is rare to see a crysknife. They are blindingly white. Want to see mine?

        I want to feel you like Leto II with a sand trout.

        I’ll bang the abominations out of her.

        I’ll play Duncan, you play Murbella, we’ll put the yes in a No ship.

        You must be Sheena. I stand at attention.

    • Lauchs@lemmy.world
      2·
      5 months ago

      I’d jabbar her gom…?

      I’d share my water all over her…?

      (Okay, not the best but I haven’t read that book in ages.)

      • Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works
        1·
        5 months ago

        I’ve been computing since before the internet, so definitely the latter lol. In my defence social media was never my thing so thats probably why I didn’t come across it

        • thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world
          1·
          5 months ago

          yeah, that makes sense lol. this one was very common on 4chan and chat rooms. think it started with aim. that was one of the first broadly accessible instant messaging platforms that you were likely to find young women on.

    • yannic
      2·
      5 months ago

      qt(333/106) and qt(355/113) are closer approximations anyway, with 4 and 6 decimal digits of precision, respectively.

      There’s also 22/7, which is slightly more precise than 3.14 alone, but if you ask me, the first two nines which appear in pi lend themselves to a nice rhythm in English that are easily worked into a sing-sing mnemonic that keeps up until the “79” after the 12th decimal, when that falls apart. As a result, I’ve only memorized the first half of my rhyme:

      3.14159

      2653589

      7932384

      Sorry to say I don’t know more

  • Fizz@lemmy.nzEnglish
    242·
    5 months ago

    I have no idea why anyone would watch Dune 7 times. Because I haven’t seen dune.