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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

4th rule

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4th rule

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago
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    I fucking despise this and have sent it to several of my friends at light speed.

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      • Cris@lemmy.world
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        An image of me, right now

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    This is the most deranged shit…

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    Ay papi!

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      11 months ago

      David S Pumpkins strikes again!

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        … Actually, yes I have lots of questions!

    • Thteven@lemmy.world
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      I can almost hear the music.

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    Only tangentially related, but: I’m a school bus driver and a very popular name for kids these days is “Rhys”. I really enjoy asking them why they’re named after chocolate-covered peanut butter as it drives them crazy.

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      Tragedeigh

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        Man that was a great subreddit.

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          [email protected]

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        [email protected]

      • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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        There should be a y or two and/or and unnecessary double letter in there somewhere

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      You’re a hero. Just so you know, you can mail people bags of animal waste.

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        That’s great to know, but how is it relevant here?

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          When is it not?

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      They are named after the hero who goes back in time to save Sarah Connor from the Terminator.

      Also, you are too old to be picking on school children.

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        The guy in Terminator was “Reese,” which is even closer to Reese’s candy than “Rhys.”

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        It’s teasing and it’s fine

        I am sure if you have friends then you are used to ribbing

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    Removed by mod

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      Gotta lick the wrapper after you slide them off.

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        Glad you went with wrapper and not the original term.

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      Store them in a colder spot. I personally like freezing them. Wrappers always come off cleanly.

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        You’re a person of culture and sophistication 😎👍

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        Reading this comment is like reading a modern-day Book of Revelation.

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      Hey now let’s not kinkshame the scat enthusiasts…

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        I think that’s something we can all safely kinkshame…

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          “it’s true, but he shouldn’t say it”

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    Idea for ad to publish on porn sites.

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    At first i read this as Reese being am actual girl and the cups being hers

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