The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 7 months agoJust another day for the Coast Guardlemmy.worldimagemessage-square114fedilinkarrow-up1677arrow-down16
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minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up68arrow-down3·7 months agocoast guard should fine him for littering the sea with plastic garbage. If he wants to die in the ocean he should do it like everyone else
minus-squarexantoxis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down1·7 months agoSorry, how does everyone else die in the ocean?
minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down3·7 months agoKaBoom?
minus-squareLeadersAtWork@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·7 months agoMore of a pffffffslllumphooom - BOOOMph.
minus-squareTier 1 Build-A-Bear 🧸@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 months agoI believe that was the joke
minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up24·7 months agoBeing seduced by sirens of course.
minus-squareRecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 months agoJump off the Golden Gate Bridge?
minus-squareNeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down4·7 months agoThey identify as shark food.
coast guard should fine him for littering the sea with plastic garbage. If he wants to die in the ocean he should do it like everyone else
Sorry, how does everyone else die in the ocean?
Diving to see the Titanic
KaBoom?
More of a pffffffslllumphooom - BOOOMph.
Pop
I believe that was the joke
Being seduced by sirens of course.
Jump off the Golden Gate Bridge?
They identify as shark food.
Maybe he had a box for trash?