Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months agoTragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Fieldthehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up11.04Karrow-down17cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up11.03Karrow-down1external-linkTragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Fieldthehardtimes.netNero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square42fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squarehakase@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up118·7 months agoThey need to hurry up and tow that windmill outside of the environment.
minus-squareImplyingImplicationslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·7 months agoThat’s it. From now on no more making turbines out of cardboard.
minus-squarePlopp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·7 months agoHow about cardboard derivatives?
minus-squarekibiz0r@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·7 months agoCardboard derivative operations are extremely dangerous. They increase the risk of wind spills by 2008%. Search “CDOs 2008 disaster” for more info.
minus-squaremsage@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoHow in the hell did you get this much genious into one comment?
minus-squarePlopp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·7 months agoThat’s a great idea. We can just funnel the wind through the straws straight to the equipment that needs power.
minus-squarethisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·7 months agoA SERIES Of TUBES!
minus-squareSenseless@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·7 months agoBut where would they tow that windmill to, if it’s not in the environment?
minus-squarefriendly_ghost@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·7 months agoIt"s not in the environment, it’s beyond the environment
minus-squarehakase@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-27 months agoBut there’s got to be something out there!?
minus-squareTja@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-27 months agoThere’s nothing out there! Just sea, and fish. And the part of the ship windmill where the front fell off. And a fire.
They need to hurry up and tow that windmill outside of the environment.
That’s it. From now on no more making turbines out of cardboard.
How about cardboard derivatives?
Cardboard derivative operations are extremely dangerous. They increase the risk of wind spills by 2008%.
Search “CDOs 2008 disaster” for more info.
How in the hell did you get this much genious into one comment?
Like drink straws?
That’s a great idea. We can just funnel the wind through the straws straight to the equipment that needs power.
A SERIES Of TUBES!
But where would they tow that windmill to, if it’s not in the environment?
It"s not in the environment, it’s beyond the environment
But there’s got to be something out there!?
There’s nothing out there! Just sea, and fish. And the part of the
shipwindmill where the front fell off. And a fire.