Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agoTragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Fieldthehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square42linkfedilinkarrow-up11.04Karrow-down17cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up11.03Karrow-down1external-linkTragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Fieldthehardtimes.netNero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square42linkfedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareImplyingImplicationslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·1 year agoThat’s it. From now on no more making turbines out of cardboard.
minus-squarePlopp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·1 year agoHow about cardboard derivatives?
minus-squarekibiz0r@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 year agoCardboard derivative operations are extremely dangerous. They increase the risk of wind spills by 2008%. Search “CDOs 2008 disaster” for more info.
minus-squaremsage@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoHow in the hell did you get this much genious into one comment?
minus-squarePlopp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 year agoThat’s a great idea. We can just funnel the wind through the straws straight to the equipment that needs power.
That’s it. From now on no more making turbines out of cardboard.
How about cardboard derivatives?
Cardboard derivative operations are extremely dangerous. They increase the risk of wind spills by 2008%.
Search “CDOs 2008 disaster” for more info.
How in the hell did you get this much genious into one comment?
Like drink straws?
That’s a great idea. We can just funnel the wind through the straws straight to the equipment that needs power.
A SERIES Of TUBES!