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Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Tragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Field

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Tragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Field

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Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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An environmental catastrophe devastated a local farmer’s field after a malfunctioning wind turbine caused a dangerous amount of wind to spill everywhere.
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    That’s it. From now on no more making turbines out of cardboard.

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      How about cardboard derivatives?

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        Cardboard derivative operations are extremely dangerous. They increase the risk of wind spills by 2008%.

        Search “CDOs 2008 disaster” for more info.

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          How in the hell did you get this much genious into one comment?

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        Like drink straws?

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          That’s a great idea. We can just funnel the wind through the straws straight to the equipment that needs power.

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            A SERIES Of TUBES!

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