Heard a guy respond to another guy calling him a motherfucker with ‘yeah, but your mom didn’t complain much’, so it got me thinking. What are your best comebacks for the common insults you hear from time to time?

  • 667@lemmy.radioEnglish
    942·
    6 months ago

    One I’ve heard: a guy was giving another guy some shit for drinking a “girly drink”, saying “real men don’t drink those”.

    The guy instantly responded, “Real men drink whatever the fuck they want.”

            • WindyRebel@lemmy.world
              5·
              6 months ago

              Lassie, in response to the bestiality rumors circulating about you, I have decided to forgo calling you by the usual girl’s name, and instead I am going to refer to you as whatever famous dog I can think of. I have gone with Lassie because of course it satisfies the criteria of being both a girl’s and a dog’s name, thus helping you to ease into the transition

          • mynachmadarch@kbin.social
            2·
            6 months ago

            Oh man, I haven’t had one of those in a hot minute. Guess I know what I’m sipping during the HCS grand finals on Sunday.

          • mynachmadarch@kbin.social
            3·
            6 months ago

            All the raspberry beers I’ve had are regular beer coloured honestly, but Rose absolutely gives the right effect.

        • cybervseas@lemmy.worldEnglish
          5·
          6 months ago

          For girl colored drinks, a Pink Lady is an incredible cocktail for all genders to enjoy, and one I’d recommend if your bartender can actually make it. Best when a bar makes their own grenadine, too.

    • Jourei@lemm.eeEnglish
      5·
      6 months ago

      Absolutely! What is more manly than being independent and not giving a damn about what others think!