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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish ·
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The baguette of consequences rarely arrives buttered

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The baguette of consequences rarely arrives buttered

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https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/france-to-send-troops-to-ukraine-to-train-soldiers/ar-BB1n92WD

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    I thought Quebec was France 2. 🤔

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      What about second France 2?

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        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_colonial_empire#Second_French_colonial_empire_(post-1830)

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    French forces report that training is going well in Ukraine. In other news, yet another VDV unit has been spotted impaled on baguettes near the frontline.

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      Too obvious. They should replace them with observers. Nobody can blame the continuous baguette murders on them, they’re just regular unbaguettedarmed observers!

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    Sometimes, the baguette is covered in salt flakes and poppy seeds. Le ouch.

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    So it’s the second second Republic?

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Second_Republic

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    Lafayette 2: Electric Boogaloo

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    literally everyone is sending people to Ukraine for training.

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    Idk what this is, but I like it

    EDIT: I feel like this would benefit from the inclusion of a macaron

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      10,000 pound mother of all macarons. It was never finished due to too many accidents during the egg white phase…

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    So blue is Europe and red is “live”?

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    Can we have Deutschland 4?

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      Well, AfD and other such far right parties are more and more popular every year, so maybe they’ll give it another go at some point

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        They are to dumb and to corrupt to do that. They would cash out.

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    SPOON!

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