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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Always CYA

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Always CYA

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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      So the FBI are scavengers. Got it.

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        I always found it fitting that the national bird is a vulture wearing makeup

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          They wear makeup?

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      Wait so the FBI is just one humanoid bald eagle?

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        America is just one humanoid bald eagle, buddy.

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      lol why’s that look like Nic Cage

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        He consumed the constitution for its power. He became Americas itself.

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    That didn’t seem to help that one guy who made detailed reconstructions of classified military bases in Minecraft.

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      he forgot to add in minecraft, foolish mistake

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      Was that a thing that actually happened?

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    I feel like CK3 or Rimworld are better used for this cover.

    A legitimate question one might ask in CK3 is “How do I kill the pope?”

    In Rimworld you might ask, “How do I make hats out of human leather?”

    Unless modding has gotten out of control, I don’t think either of those are possible in Minecraft.

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      The heyday of the Eve Online subreddit was great for this shit, and it was always good for a laugh when something that made complete sense in-game hit r/all and started freaking people out. Some bangers were:

      • How do I sell a hanger full of corpses?
      • I just killed someone for the first time! I’m so excited!
      • Does anyone know if drug production is a good source of income?
      • I want to kill someone, I need help.
      • Did you ever regret killing someone?
      • Industry Question: Drug Labs
      • Assasination Request
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        Anything similar over at [email protected]?

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      How do I EAT the pope.

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      The holy mod allows you to summon the pope and numerous mods add a way to convert rotten flesh into leather, which is dropped by a mob really similar to the playet(i couldnt find a better mod for that)

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        Ok, I should have guessed that mods would make things weird.

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      in rimworld, most things you do sound lime crimes against humanity.

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    Or add “in The Sims” if it’s human, child related

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      I’d ask how one comes by such information but I don’t think I want to know.

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        They played the Sims.

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        (couldn’t find it on any other side, so it’s a like to the bad r page, sorry!) A couple of years ago I laughed way to hard on this pic: https://images.app.goo.gl/Mxz1apkpmAsPTsiS7

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          deleted by creator

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      In Russia, secret police plants Sims 3 and accuses you nevertheless

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    Overthrow the tyrants that keep us in chains! Physically occupy residential property en masse and claim squatter’s rights. Bring back crucifixion for white collar criminals on Wall Street. Raid the pharmaceutical industry’s warehouses and distribute medication for free. In Minecraft, of course.

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    Lol only works if the mods are idiots

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      so always, got it

      • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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        Can confirm.

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      Removed by mod

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      If I could understand your comment I would definitely ban you right now.

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    I know this is a joke but was there not a court case somewhere in the US about saying in Minecraft after saying incriminating things?

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      Yes: https://www.techspot.com/news/97998-4chan-user-arrested-posting-minecraft-death-threat.html

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