ickplant@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 8 months agoNow, that's just showing offfedia.ioimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1158arrow-down13
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minus-squareBjörn Tantau@swg-empire.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 months agoLooks like I found my spirit animal.
minus-squareickplant@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·8 months agoOn one hand, giant penis. On the other hand, never gets to have penetrative sex. Quite the spirit animal.
minus-squaretabris@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·8 months agoThe human sphincter can stretch to 7 inches in diameter. A raccoon can squeeze into 4 inches. You do the math and draw your own conclusions.
minus-squareickplant@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·8 months agoThis is not where I expected the night to go…
minus-squareFilterItOut@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 months agoLook, if a raccoon can get down my esophagus to the sphincter, he’s welcome to the acid bath.
minus-squarezero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·8 months agoThat’s not how he’s getting in.
Looks like I found my spirit animal.
On one hand, giant penis. On the other hand, never gets to have penetrative sex. Quite the spirit animal.
The human sphincter can stretch to 7 inches in diameter. A raccoon can squeeze into 4 inches. You do the math and draw your own conclusions.
This is not where I expected the night to go…
Look, if a raccoon can get down my esophagus to the sphincter, he’s welcome to the acid bath.
That’s not how he’s getting in.
With other bats* 👀
Touché