Rozaŭtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 8 months agoQueerbaiting rulelemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square126fedilinkarrow-up1990arrow-down11cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1989arrow-down1imageQueerbaiting rulelemmy.blahaj.zoneRozaŭtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square126fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squarePatches@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up29·edit-28 months agoRight? I had to settle for you because nobody else wanted me Gee I love you two.
minus-squareSturgiesYrFase@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up16·8 months agoObviously I know nothing about the guy’s relationship, but that’s a huge red flag to me. That said, who knows, they may have a very loving, healthy and stable relationship, and this is just a jokey gripe she makes for funsies.
minus-squareColour_me_triggered@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up12·8 months agoWe do have a loving and stable relationship. Complete with kids and a mortgage! And we still fuck like rabid apes.
minus-squarericecake@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·8 months ago fuck like rabid apes You mean painfully, with jerky twitches, difficulty swallowing and ultimate brain death?
minus-squareColour_me_triggered@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 months agoNot sure about literal brain death but pretty much.
minus-squareSturgiesYrFase@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 months agoSICK! Super happy for you my dude! Was worried with what you’d said, but, obviously, that’s a single sentence.
Right?
Gee I love you two.
Obviously I know nothing about the guy’s relationship, but that’s a huge red flag to me. That said, who knows, they may have a very loving, healthy and stable relationship, and this is just a jokey gripe she makes for funsies.
We do have a loving and stable relationship. Complete with kids and a mortgage! And we still fuck like rabid apes.
You mean painfully, with jerky twitches, difficulty swallowing and ultimate brain death?
Not sure about literal brain death but pretty much.
SICK! Super happy for you my dude! Was worried with what you’d said, but, obviously, that’s a single sentence.
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