ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoMild cases of deathi.postimg.ccimagemessage-square116fedilinkarrow-up11.54Karrow-down130file-text
arrow-up11.51Karrow-down1imageMild cases of deathi.postimg.ccickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square116fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBrudder Aaron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down1·1 year agoWash that down with a Diet Coca-Cola™. Vitamins keep the bubbles fizzy!
minus-squaredlanm2u@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down1·1 year agoOh no, I drank some Dihydrogen monoxide! I hope I don’t die, cases of death from Dihydrogen monoxide exposure are quite common
minus-squareSetarkus.LW@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoAs long as it’s mixed with a slight amount of sodium chloride along with some other natural minerals you should be fine. I heard drinking it pure makes your cells explode
minus-squareBrudder Aaron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·1 year agoWe should ban it! BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! ANYONE WHO DRINKS IT DIES!
minus-squareMongosteinlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoI heard somewhere that all serial killers have used dihydrogen monoxide at least twice in their lives
minus-squareassassin_aragorn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·1 year agoThis joke never gets old. Just like unvaccinated children.
Wash that down with a Diet Coca-Cola™. Vitamins keep the bubbles fizzy!
Oh no, I drank some Dihydrogen monoxide! I hope I don’t die, cases of death from Dihydrogen monoxide exposure are quite common
As long as it’s mixed with a slight amount of sodium chloride along with some other natural minerals you should be fine. I heard drinking it pure makes your cells explode
We should ban it! BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! ANYONE WHO DRINKS IT DIES!
I heard somewhere that all serial killers have used dihydrogen monoxide at least twice in their lives
This joke never gets old. Just like unvaccinated children.