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  • dlanm2u@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    Oh no, I drank some Dihydrogen monoxide! I hope I don’t die, cases of death from Dihydrogen monoxide exposure are quite common

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      1 year ago

      As long as it’s mixed with a slight amount of sodium chloride along with some other natural minerals you should be fine. I heard drinking it pure makes your cells explode

    • Mongostein
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      1 year ago

      I heard somewhere that all serial killers have used dihydrogen monoxide at least twice in their lives