Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis faced a sharp, surprising rebuke from a conservative appeals court on Wednesday, which dealt him a major setback in his quest to banish state prosecutor Andrew Warren from office. In fact, “setback” may be too mild a term: DeSantis got smoked at the court, which effectively accused him of abusing his office to punish Warren on the basis of protected speech. Most surprisingly, the governor’s harshest critic was Judge Kevin Newsom, a staunchly conservative Donald Trump appointee who went out of his way to charge DeSantis with an unconstitutional assault on “representative democracy.”
will “spanks” be the new “slams”
I’m here for this. Make every headline as horny as possible.
Trump Appointed Judge ANALY PENETRATES DeSantis After Latest Political Move.
I prefer “legal daddy” over “judge”, much more horny
What are you doing step legal daddy?
Political headlines have graduated from Pokemon battles to BDSM.
Only if you’re a Republican and you secretly like it.
/u/[email protected] SPANKS Republicans
They’re only allowed to use it figuratively once for each time it’s used literally.
God I hope so. I’m also open to binds and gags, paddles, and dominates sexually.
“Pegs”
“Sounds”
If we could start framing all politicians as chided babies, that’d be nice
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(:squints eyes:) …spanks?
Yeah, spanks means you get unlimited number of times violating the constitution and the federal/state government has to keep cleaning up your mess using our tax dollars.
Great. Now charge DeSantis with violating Warren’s constitutional rights.
Impeach! Impeach!
She should spank him so many times. Spank him so hard that Seminole natives are birthed through his big nipple holes.
I’ve just got to say, coming to this comment after having a bunch of genocide apologists piling on me was exactly what I needed. So thank you
It shouldn’t be surprising that a Trump appointee is doing things to hurt an opponent of Trump
DeSantis is no longer an opponent of Trump, they both support one another now.
Well, I suppose with his head that far up Trumps backside he would offer some amount of support, but Trump isn’t supporting shit. Well, maybe the spray tan and girdle industry.
Anyone who truly believes that Trump will support them is an idiot. Trump cares only for himself.
SPANKS!
Disney will just use this to point at a “pattern of behavior”
Judge FISTS desantis