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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

I'll just be over here setting a new record

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I'll just be over here setting a new record

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • gaiussabinus@lemmy.world
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    Some ones been waiting for this since he was hired

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    FINE, I’LL DO IT.

    But not because you told me to.

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      I will, just because you did!

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    Well don’t mind if I do…

    Can’t argue with it. It’s scheduled on the calendar.

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      The problem is that it suggests that the other days are not that.

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        If you jacked off for a solid 24 hours straight, I’m certain you wouldn’t want to do any other days for a while.

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          If it’s in the US, he’s got a long month ahead of him.

        • MxM111@kbin.social
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          Yes, I can see that sleep deprivation can be a problem.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Make sure you use the company approved cumpod

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P0PJovYgAFE

      • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        https://m.piped.video/watch?v=P0PJovYgAFE

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  • dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Diarise must have been the dictionary.com word of the day

    • TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee
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      what else would you say?

      • Classy@sh.itjust.works
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        Notate. Signify. Write down. Put down. List. Describe.

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          Title. Enter. Input. Insert. Stroke Out. Masturbate.

          Well maybe not that last one.

        • Patches@sh.itjust.works
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          Notate. Signify. Write down. Put down. List. Describe.

          He ejaculated

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        Considering a calendar is not a diary, literally anything else would be better

        • TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee
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          Diary is a day’s musings, one could say a calendar is naught but a series of diaries!

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        deleted by creator

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    If it’s an entire day I would say it’s gooning day

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      It’s a month

      • corship@feddit.de
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        It’s madness

      • caesaravgvstvs@feddit.de
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        Oh true! USA notation

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          you can see the 1 under the Fri, it’s sensible notation

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    Sent me to the dictionary on that one.

    Diarise, or diarize, means to write something into a diary.

    • Darth_Mew@lemmy.worldBanned
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      what about diarrheas

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    That capitalization choice 👨🏻‍🍳💋

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    They absolutely knew what they were doing.

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    They’ve got you pegged.

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    Every day for a full month!?!?!?

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      Found the american

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        Yeah, I’ll take this one. The funny thing is I saw this at the same time as a similar reply for an entirely different thread: I guess only knowing English is also an American stereotype, just like a certain date format

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      Duty calls

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    That’s a long one

    • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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      I call those Saturdays

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    Sigh… *unzips*

  • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world
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    Seems like a sticky situation

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    …And the I put my day off in the calendar.

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    Not that you don’t deserve the time off - you do. But they ain’t wrong are they.

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