• riodoro1@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Randy, why don’t you go and eat a cheeseburger you basketball eating, walrus ass motherfucker.

    • sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works
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      That is a donair you half nut lost eyed whiskey on the rocks dim-lit.

      I’m sorry, you don’t know what you’re missing out on, you don’t know how painful your life truly is. You’l never know the delight of our halifax donairs sauce, gods cum

      You’ll never know the pleasure of real pepperoni. You’ll never feel the shame of eating an entire medium garlic finger, nor the glory in it. You’ll never either hate with a passion or love like your firstborn the chicken bone candy. The greatest of greasy ass and unhealthy foods will never be available to you. You know not what you miss.

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        6 months ago

        Isn’t a donair(Döner) in pita bread and if it’s in lavash bread it’s called kebab roll(Dürüm)? Not a native speaker/american so idk and am genuently interested. :)

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          That’s correct, and in nova scotia canada where the show this image is from was filmed it’s very, very popular. This is due to Turkish immigration. We have made some changes though, and these don’t exist elsewhere. Specifically the donair sauce a sweet garlic sauce we put onto the donair.

          Here in nova scotia every nearly every pizza shop has donair available too. It was a shock to me when I visited Maine not to see it

          Colloquially however in nova scotia both döner and kebab rolls are referred to as donair. This isn’t true in america however or most of canada

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    6 months ago

    Randy: I don’t want a pharmaceutical boner, I want a boner made from love