(edit [NSFW] sry)

I’m a woman and I’ve never been to a strip club and never will, so whenever I’ve idly heard about lap dances I never thought much of it except for her titties in his face and the pointless sexual frustration and his waste of money

but now for the first time I’m thinking

ohmygod if he had a huge cock and she’s all teasing it through his jeans with her g-string-clad wet pussy that is kinda so hot and maybe that’s worth the money for him

Because I also know that the women are allowed to touch the men, but the men aren’t allowed to touch the women

which brings me back to the opinion of how stupid & pointless & frustrating & stupid the whole thing is

but my only question right now is:

Does she dry hump his erect cock?

  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.worldEnglish
    10·
    11 months ago

    He got downvoted because what he actually described is more like the super creepy guy who gets kicked out of the strip club. I have never in my life met anyone who “prelubed” weird thin plasticy sex pants before they went to a strip club lol

    • DerisionConsultingEnglish
      3·
      11 months ago

      That specific guy had come into work a few times being bruised from having the shit kicked out of him, and he also had porn taped to the inside of his lunchbox. The only people I know who have told me they have been to a strip club have been in his general level of creepy, but Marv was probably the perviest guy I worked with who wasn’t convicted of something.