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Philo@sh.itjust.works to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?

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When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?

Philo@sh.itjust.works to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • RickRussell_CA@lemmy.world
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    Oh, this is beyond meat, I assure you.

    • ourob@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Impossible.

  • Funderpants
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    When two vegans lose their tempeh they call it a sprout. You’ve probably heard it before, it sounds like “soy, you avin a sprout?”. But don’t worry, eventually they’ll make peas.

  • OmenAtom@lemmy.world
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    Lets just hope they still romaine friends

    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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      Lettuce come together and pray for peas.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Vegans don’t know kung fu.

    They know To Fu.

  • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
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    Tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, That I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him.

    • FoundTheVegan@kbin.social
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      Tell your boyfriend if he STILL has beef that over time it’s gonna give him heart disease.

  • xantoxis@lemmy.world
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    Well since beef is not to be desired, sure, why not

    • Krampus@sh.itjust.works
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      Later, we can make amends with a boof.

    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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      To overcome the beef, you squash it

  • Fades@lemmy.world
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    It’s not like they’re gonna eat it, so yeah?

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    It’s a beet.

    • metaStatic@kbin.social
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      We got Beets

  • deegeese@sopuli.xyz
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    They each think the other is literally seitan.

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    no. its impossible.

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    No.

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