Philo@sh.itjust.works to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoWhen two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?message-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1229arrow-down114
arrow-up1215arrow-down1message-squareWhen two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?Philo@sh.itjust.works to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-squareFunderpants linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49·11 months agoWhen two vegans lose their tempeh they call it a sprout. You’ve probably heard it before, it sounds like “soy, you avin a sprout?”. But don’t worry, eventually they’ll make peas.
When two vegans lose their tempeh they call it a sprout. You’ve probably heard it before, it sounds like “soy, you avin a sprout?”. But don’t worry, eventually they’ll make peas.