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JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Grinchmas

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Grinchmas

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JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    You are sexy, Mr. Grinch
    You really look good in heels
    You’re as gentle as the jailer, you can tie me to the wheel, Mr. Grinch
    I’m a bad boy and you make me kneel

    You’re a masochist, Mr. Grinch
    Your heart’s an empty hole
    Your brain is full of sickness, making me drink from a bowl, Mr. Grinch
    You can sodomize me with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole

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      Narrator: And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say – that the Grinch’s small penis grew three sizes that day.

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    Great now the word grussy is in my head

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    Daring. 7-11’s never have unslippery floors.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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      There’s parts of the floor that are sticky plus they are like a giant mop!

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        Squick. Squick. Squick.

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    My ankles hurt just looking at this.

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    this better not awakwn anything in me

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    T’was the night before Thiccmas.

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    And Trans Grinch’s estrogen levels grew three sizes that day

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    Is the this the gothch the grinth

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    Those boots look like they’ve been datamoshed

    • felixwhynot@lemmy.world
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      How so?

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    escape from planet earth live action sequel?

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    Big gulps huh?

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