I just wanna know how

“He wears the symbols of ancient minstrels to invoke their occult legacy and power”

I wish I had this kind of optimism still

Wait she has a penis? 11/10 then

Call Honk! Attorney at honk!

I agree Noland mostly wanted to see his friends again and maybe get proof of his discovery. The only way to secure funding for the expedition was to promise the king a nice payout. In real life explorers often had to make bold claims about the rewards of voyages in order to get funding. It costs hella cheddar to supply and crew a ship for a voyage of potentially years. Noland didn’t have that kind of scratch and so the King could dictate some terms.

😂😭😂😭😂😭

Boys if you haven’t imagined a tower rescue scenario, have you even lived?

Nah, Istanbul was Constantinople

Now it’s Istanbul not Constantinople

Sure, but did cobras that spit venom exist before us stick throwing primates? Apparently not really. Spitting cobras seem to emerge in Africa when the hominin lineage emerged ~ 7 million years ago and in Asia around the same time H. Erectus moved into Asia ~2.5 million years ago

I really need to get those books

“It’d also be pretty great to have some kids get dragged around by a sheep”

“You’re not gonna believe this, but…”

Does this generation have no awareness of the imfamous ICP? (Insane Clown Posse)

It’s actually Lrrrr and his lovely wife Ndnd

tremulously raises hands to bask in the perseverance

She never had a chance with that goon as her father

Venetian/Khazarian

As if Venice or Kazar are remotely comparable. I would love to know why this is in there

Both these posts sound like satire

Exquisite

Uranus can actually be quite fun if you know what you’re doing