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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

I've earned it

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I've earned it

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Me after writing 1 word for my dissertation.

    • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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    • ohlaph@lemmy.world
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      You could copy paste your sentence, 8x increase in productivity.

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        But imagine how drunk they’d get if they did that.

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    Oh wow I just realized who Elon Musk is trying to look like with all the surgery.

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      I bet he got the eye that leaks blood instead.

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    Me when I lose 1kg on my diet (gained 3kg back)

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      Who needs to diet when you can just take a shit?

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        Say what you want about bulimia, but that shit does work.

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          Ok I’ll try it. Do I have to take my pants off first or can I keep them on?

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            Wouldn’t it be weird if neither of us had pants on?

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              Haha yeh so weird. And what if we held hands at the same time? So weird

  • Free Palestine 🇵🇸@sh.itjust.works
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    Me after completing exactly zero (0) tasks on my to do list

    • can@sh.itjust.works
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      Me getting ready to do 0.5 of the task.

      • Free Palestine 🇵🇸@sh.itjust.works
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        I like your approach

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      Me after creating the to-do list:

  • CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world
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    He looks so danish that it hurts my norwegian mind

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      Yeah good guess

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        Since @CurlyMoustache is norwegian, I’m guessing, that they knew that about Mads already.

        I bet @CurlyMoustache is cool, even though they aren’t danish.

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          Det er jeg!

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      If he was drinking more, he would look swedish.

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        If he was swedish, the cigarette would be a herring

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      Is Dolph Danish?

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        Worse. He’s swedish

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    Me when I smoke and drink pee. (Mads)

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    Wait, that’s done after? Not before?

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      This is the to-do list

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      During is the best of both worlds.

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    Here’s to feeling good all the time.

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    MadsLad

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    ✅took my final exam today

    ❌made a 30%

    ✅better than a zero! 🥂

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    task 1: touch lips

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    Who is that guy? He looks familiar.

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      Actor Mads Mikkelsen, from Casino Royale, Rogue One, and more.

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        Thanks!

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      He’s Hannibal the cannibal.

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      deleted by creator

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    The ultimate mad lad

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      Mads lad

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    Is that a tea bag? Is he drinking hot tea from a wine glass?

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPM
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      It’s for the antioxidants

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