mayflower@lemmy.ml to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 7 months agoWhat is the least amusing joke you're aware of?message-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down12
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareWhat is the least amusing joke you're aware of?mayflower@lemmy.ml to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 7 months agomessage-square18fedilink
minus-squarewaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·7 months agoWhat is something that is brown and sticky? Answer A stick
minus-squareTurbofish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 months agoWhat’s green and sticky? spoiler A green stick
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-27 months agook but if every noun can become an adjective simply by putting a “y” at the end of the word… Q: How are you feeling today? A: I’m feeling human-y, thanks for asking. Q: How’s your phone? A: It’s phoney.
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months agoI don’t get your first joke, but your second one is hilarious! Is the phone real and very phone or is it fake and not phone at all?
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 months agoYou are correct, the first one wasn’t funny. The second one turned out to be a pun. Hey, I’m not getting paid for leaving comments. Don’t expect to be entertained at every moment here.
What is something that is brown and sticky?
Answer
A stick
What’s green and sticky?
spoiler
A green stick
ok but if every noun can become an adjective simply by putting a “y” at the end of the word…
Q: How are you feeling today?
A: I’m feeling human-y, thanks for asking.
Q: How’s your phone?
A: It’s phoney.
I don’t get your first joke, but your second one is hilarious! Is the phone real and very phone or is it fake and not phone at all?
You are correct, the first one wasn’t funny. The second one turned out to be a pun. Hey, I’m not getting paid for leaving comments. Don’t expect to be entertained at every moment here.