Wait, is this too “boomer humor” in the line of “wife bad, hurr hurrr”? I need better material.
In reality, no, I wouldn’t be listening to music. I’d be on the phone with every person I know who hunts, asking if I can borrow a rifle for a late night hunting trip, right the fuck now. Bonus points if they’re a good enough friend that you can ask them to help you bury the bodies, then just invite him along for fun and entertainment.
I’d be chilling at home. They can keep her.
Wait, is this too “boomer humor” in the line of “wife bad, hurr hurrr”? I need better material.
In reality, no, I wouldn’t be listening to music. I’d be on the phone with every person I know who hunts, asking if I can borrow a rifle for a late night hunting trip, right the fuck now. Bonus points if they’re a good enough friend that you can ask them to help you bury the bodies, then just invite him along for fun and entertainment.