Samsies. Although, I have quoted this here and there.

I’m rocking a 4k ViewSonic display. Nothing smart about it.

This was my immediate though lol. I’m still running some 3 series in my house. CP3 for testing and a PMC3 in my living room.

Just don’t fall for the subscription service.

This may explain the issues I have at my buddies automotive shop… every few months all the PCs loose connection, then I have to uninstall all the drives and install them again. Fucking HP.

WTF does that mean?

Same here. And somehow windows just detects and Installs it every time over the network.

Count me in. Bottoms up!

It got disabled one day on my 8th Gen i7 XPS. It was driving me crazy trying to figure out why it keep cooking it self alive in my backpack. It’s since been demoted to house use, sleep is still useless even after many FW updates and fresh os install. That thing used to last weeks on battery just closing the lid. Now it can’t make it though the night. I wish I could turn it back on in this case, my new laptop is much better about it.

Sleep is no longer what it used to be. They killed off S3 sleep in favor of some always connected mode, much like you cell phone.

He said surprised…

This is the way. My last place was so dry, I would get zapped touching the metal frame in my desk and reboot my PC. I installed a humidifier into the central heat, no more zaps!

Well I also have 2 Toyotas and boarding a 67 crowd mower

Do you not nap while commuting?

Joins in 1978, 1987, 1990, 1992 Volvo. I have a problem.

Does he enter the room and say “Hi everybody”?

I don’t think that mattered my case. 90% of my day was running around on battery, which was pretty decent at one point.

My 8th gen XPS used to support S3 and one update they killed it off. It kept finding the damn thing cooking it self in my bag. Had to resort to hibernation.

After having a customer chew us out for something that wasn’t our fault he had us follow him to another room to discuss some more work. He borrows my tape measure and tries to measure something on the wall and the tape keeps falling over and flexing. It finally hits him in the face and hands it back to me and says “I’m not familiar with this type of tool”. I think he saw our faces turn red and eyes water up as we were trying SOOO hard not to laugh.

As a former IT guy you’ll get what you need when you need it by not being a pissy fart.