Why does ANGELOS Posthecogloo not put Xi players behind the ball??? Does BREXIT mean nothing to these foruns??? He’s probably using those “”“injured”“” players to steal the Elgin Marbles!!!11!one

Your media analysis of Sours for the past month summarised there.

Harry Redknapp’s dog to be fined £1million

Seriously though ffs why was this not dealt with at the time.

Anyone who is fed up of the “Oh isn’t Big Ange great he’s so nice” schtick can use him sending Reguilon on loan to this United team as evidence he’s not.

Poor Mavropanos there having to do the “I haven’t got any arms” dance.

Paqueta unnecessary yellow? Shocked I tell you, shocked. The whole thing moved me TO A BIGGER HOUSE.

Unlucky Stuart Attwell, wanker.

Yeah that club is fucked

Those Infantino comments are just completely detached from reality.

Just to save anyone time if they care. Judas is 602. 666 was actually taken by Christian Ziege nine years later.

Ndombele has been on the pitch for about eight minutes and looks absolutely gassed.

The talks are - all on black, double or nothing.

Ben White what the fuck holy shit I’ve only just seen him jesus fucking christ what is that

Aaron Shamsdale remontada

Most clinical Gabriel Jesus shot.

I think that’s no doubt true but if they’d have lit it up straight away on the night of Oct 7th then they could say they’d done their bit.