Paqueta is having a horrid game. Has he even made a single decent decision/play?

Did Beto die?

I love all the space around the pitch. It means players can actually run full tilt near the edges without having to worry about falling into a drainage abyss or going headlong into advert boards

Everton’s kit is as boring as their football.

Why is everybody mad at Pickford for calling out cheating rather than mad at the guy cheating?

Halftime highlights are going to be of El Clasico yesterday

Not the most entertaining watch

Never heard West Ham so silent feels like lockdown again (except when Pickford’s on the ball)

Christ some quality anywhere would be nice

Honestly not sure which was more pathetic, Paqueta giving the ball away in a dangerous spot and not tracking back, or Harrison completely blowing a 3-1 and not even getting a shot off.

It’s so quiet

First time really watching west ham this season and kudus is an absolute menace

Oh look, Paqueta fell over again. At least the ref carded him for complaining this time.

I’m turning off if Danny Ings comes on. Scores literally every time he plays us

We need to make some subs. McNeil is dead