Romance novels are porn sure, but there’s usually at least some semblance of a reasonable story with actual characters and the sex is peppered in where it makes sense (even if that may be more than would be “reasonable” in a non-romance story.

Fast food doesn’t use brioche that I’m aware of

I don’t want genocide to happen. What the fuck makes you think I’m ok with what Israel is doing? You’ve got a terrorist organization and a right wing colonialist government using that terrorism as an excuse for ethnic cleansing

Also because trump wont give a single fuck unless there’s money in it for him

“Ensuring everyone has access to vital resources”

Homelessness and healthcare excepted, I assume?

Much like everyone else who shares that opinion, a viable third option that doesn’t throw the election to the right wing when you vote for it

Delicious compliance

Also the car will report its expected range based on battery health, it doesn’t just naively assume the battery is perfect

Just don’t get in his light

See I’m the opposite, folding clothes makes my back hurt from all the bending over but I don’t mind cleaning the kitchen and dishes even if I do procrastinate about it sometimes

Also ignores the approximately $1000 of books you’re buying every year

That’s just the weird al song

Consoles in general, not just Nintendo

The difference is Biden unpopularity is due to uncertainty while trumps is due to EXTREME certainty that he’s a piece of garbage

No, this is Nite Owl

The live action movie changed enough and got rid of some of the b-plots (which end up being important to the climax, which is why they changed the climax) so a more faithful adaptation would be worthwhile

Wake up guys new sol ring art just dropped

Each one negates specific types of magic and amplifies others in the area of effect of its breath, if combined there’s a color spray type effect

It tracks pretty well since it’s probably going to wrap into puss in boots’ return which was…some time? It’s kinda arbitrary, and doesn’t need to follow a previously established story. The most recent PiB story was surprisingly well written and executed, and a return to the more classic fairy tale/fantasy tropes instead of the “nursery rhyme/kids stories” focus of puss in boots but with the uplifted writing the franchise as a whole has seen over time would be nice

There’s a reason “furries run the internet” is only kinda a joke