She only ever gives things she’s been gifted. All trips, experiences, outings, and presents are all things she’s being paid to promote or given in hopes of receiving exposure. She won’t even donate something she actually purchased. As if she has to do any shopping. Come on. Ugh!

Plus shopping!

Meanwhile, her DMs flood with “feel better soon, warrior mama!” and she tracks the engagement for her next brand deal. This is a long, long, long con. And, sadly, it continues to work.

There’s no way NK’s not on the payroll. Grifters raising grifters.

And if they do, I have a feeling they have a hard no-content stance, since we never, ever see them. And, you know, good for them. For that only. lol

I think we can safely expect NB content in the next 24–48 hours.

Also, a nice engagement spike to track and brag to potential brand partners about.

She was hoping her implied “abs” would steal the show.

SEEMS.

Man, that comment is loaded with subtext.

And that arm gets weeeeeird

T-Rex proportions. Cool.

Filter is glitching up on the C. Aaaand in about a zillion other spots. Nice work, bird.

Some of her sloppiest photo editing yet on her most recent grid post. Wonky lines behind her, warped pool edges…yikes.

She resembles that old “before” photo she loved/loves to haul out.

Wow, they all look super stoked to be there.

Consent is, like, so annoying!

SPEAKING OF, it’s probably time for her to recycle her teens trick-or-treating content for every last ounce of attention she can. Gross.

You’d think she could save up her precious Shoppers points to redeem on gaming stuff like a normie.

God, is there a roll-on that can STOP those fake crispy Rs? It’s nauseating. This woman is such BS.

and all the photos from this loaner device will be blurry AF…but that’s instagram’s fault, right? And our own devices distorting things. RIGHT. What a spokesperson. Amazing.