That looks fantastic. I love Textual.

You could do it with motion capture rigs. Plenty uncanny valley there but it would get done.

The scene in All Good Things where Picard is looking at Riker’s chair which has fallen over:
Some one keeps mo oo ooh ving my chaaaaair

The famous scene in Chain of Command:
I’m your only friend, I’m not your only friend, but I’m a little glowing friend, but really I’m not actually your friend

Any scene with Q:
Not to put too fine a point on it, say I’m the only bee in your bonnet

Any scene where Geordie explains something in technobabble:
Why does the sun shine? (1993 version)

Any scene in Enterprise’s episodes Affliction or Divergence where they talk about Klingon physiology:
Everyone wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads

“looks inside” meme with the “oh. oh no” meme spliced onto the end

It is. The cracker in the second panel lists several benefits of systemd, including declarative config.

Don’t worry, that was the point.

I also choose this guy’s dead platform

I got banned there for suggesting people say “thonks” and “thunks” every time their aggressive SOLVEDbot responded to any post containing the word “thanks” with “HEY HAVE YOU CONSIDERED MARKING THIS THREAD SOLVED YOU COMPLETE MORON” (90% of the time the post was “thanks, but here is why that is not correct”).
Admittedly I was being impish about it, but I was pointing out a need and their response was “hey fuck you”.

I’ve seen this one!

What’s that character from?

ARM is also reduced-instruction set but I don’t know how they differ. Is the instruction set somehow more reduced?

For bisexuals, ranked PvP.

Time of year, too. In spring, we’re so eager to get out and enjoy the warmth, but the same temperature in fall is just a sign of what is coming.

That’s neat but I really want to see what it looks like on a turntable.

Take them out before you eat. They are not edible.

It’s clear as mud and offers zero advantages.

My alphabet doesn’t go F, J, N, O.
The page you linked has multiple tables and you need to refer to all of them to find the incremental alphabet mentioned above.
Is it April in an even-numbered year? That’s an LTS and will be releasing sub-versions under the same name for twelve years.
Is it April in an odd-numbered year? That’s a leapfrog fifteen-month release with no extended support.
Is it October of any year? Eight months support, used as a preview/testing ground/stopgap for the following April’s big/small release (depending on the even/odd rule).
Most people are only ever going to see Focal and Jammy and Noble.

Or Senator Mitch McConnell.
“I do not recaaawwwwwwlllllll”

Maybe you could go for the silver and come second this time

That only matters if you track every release. I think. I can’t even tell. The main releases sure don’t just increment through the alphabet.