It bothers me that FAR is near what’s usually the zero and NEAR is, well, far.

No, but nonetheless, I’ll always be an immigrant, an outsider. I think I’m fairly safe, but if my country decides to go into the wrong side of the future war, I don’t know.

As an immigrant, this is scary.

Maaannn my Masters Dissertation was on Distributed SQL, 25 years ago.

If both seats are taken for all showings, probably they are broken and locked off.

My first job was building computers with old parts. A guy needed MS Word for work but didn’t want to buy a new computer or upgrade his 386SX (25Mhz iirc). It had like 20MB of disk and I don’t recall the RAM. So he asked me if I could try. So I did. I managed to install DOS, Windows 3.1 and MS Word. I don’t remember how long it took to boot, but I remember that it would take 6 seconds for a pressed letter to appear on the screen.

Separate in small containers and sell at the pharmacy section.

Amazing how it looks like a game from the 80s.

I just saw Big Foot with a Venezuelan gang member sharing a cat bbq!

Would that work, though? Wouldn’t the birds be afraid of the “owl”?

This maybe a joke here, but if you have been in a cruise, you know how good it feels to get to your table and the server is already bringing you choice of beverage and maybe even the appetizer you always order.

The house in the pic looks like it was made in Minecraft.

Yeah, let’s blame the victim.

Only a week? Timing is perfect! What a coincidence!

So, is r/celebnsfw closing? Because it’s exactly what it is. Guy was probably the only human in a sea of bots posting there.

I have a stupid question. If I took a spaceship and went there, would I be able to fly through the rings? Like, up close is it a big empty place like “asteroid belts”?

I really can’t describe it, but it’s not minty.

182 for me. Interesting, I have a little bit of synesthesia. When I see turquoise, a very specific taste comes in my mouth.

But why would they be nude?

I’m ashamed to say that my daughter asked once for eggs with Nutella. Thank the heavens she doesn’t care about Nutella anymore.