Mfer, The body weight rule exists because of you!

The Chiefs have been a one-half team for a while now. They don’t usually get shut out, but they tend to play a lot worse in one half vs the other. They’re just usually good enough for the one half that the other half doesn’t matter

It should be illegal to advertise betting during an event

“I wish the Lord would take me now”

Mattison has more fumbles than TDs this year

Teryl Austin has dogshit 2 min defense.

I fucking hate Art Rooney II and his cheap lawyer ass. Fucking scraping the bottom of the barrel for coaches

Ref called the wrong script

Legarrette Blount might be the most forgettable dude with 3 rings

Y’all remember when Zay Jones had a complete mental breakdown a few years ago, which led to him leaving Buffalo?

They have to be willing to do so though. Aside from injuries, like the 49ers, teams rarely go from good to bad to good again, unless they take the year or two to clean up, and draft and develop young talent.

The Bills have been ignoring their decline for a few years now. Firing Dorsey is a good first start, but let’s see if they’re willing to commit to the mini rebuild

Why don’t teams just have a set play design when opposing teams try to run into FG formation? Just line up and let them kick, it’s not like it matters anyways

Nobody open on a big third down, not a surprise

Is it bad if I keep forgetting Bryce Young exists?

So TJ Watt is third on the list even though he is tied with Garrett for sacks, has more sacks than Parsons, more forced fumbles than Parsons, more fumble recoveries than Parsons, more QB hits than Parsons, more interceptions than Parsons, and a Fumble Return TD.

Parsons only barely edges him out in TFLs and tackles, but of course, he’s higher than Watt.

Garrett himself is barely above Watt in the stats, so him being first is fine, especially at the halfway point, but Parsons is 100% a popularity pick and that’s why I hate these awards. It’s all bozos who know shit all about football and just follow who the media likes

Guests should only be big football fans, or players/industry members.

Marshawn showing up wasted, Joe Buck just fucking around, and John Stewart complaining about the Giants, these are Hallmark moments of the show.

Whomever that fuckin “comedian” who was on last week, who just babbled about nothing, disconnected, then came back only to do the same shit, was annoying. Idk who she is, she clearly doesn’t care about football, and there’s no point. This isn’t a talk show, it’s a MNF game

Donte Moncrief was Donte Concrete on account of his brick hands