That’s University of Illinois legend Tommy DeVito to you.
Have you seen how much it cost to purchase a house or rent in America? Live with the parents as long as you can, I say.
“tommy don’t put too many onions in the sauce!”
‘ma it’s three small onions!’
“and how many cans of tomatoes?”
‘two cans two big cans’
They call him Spit Shine Tommy. He’ll make your shoes look like fucking mirrors.
I see him living in house with the likes of Tony Lip’s family from The Green Book in an early scene when they’re watching a Yankees game and Roger Maris hits one out of the park.
I mean, have you seen the rent in NYC? I’m sure his paycheck for the game helps his mom pay the mortgage/rent. I just hope they have enough for food at the end of the month.
IDK if it says in the article, but IIRC, he lives like 15 mins from where the stadium is.
Anyone see that picture his mom painted?
One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy’s sayin’ “whaddya want from me?”
he will make in 2.5 games what i make in 12 months
It’s always sunny in…New York.
i mean at this point hes probably played well enough to be a backup qb for a while so he should be fine on money long term
He needs to get his shoe shine box, that’s what he needs to do.
As someone from the Tri-state area of part Italian descent, I completely understood when he talked about his like chicken cutlets. Always a good night when mom was making those.
I know I made friends with every Italian kid I could so I could eat dinner at their houses.
This dude made me $4800 richer yesterday and all I did was sit on my computer and click prop bets
His parents probably like him unlike alot of people complaining on here 😆