This is like entirely plaigarized from the Verge article
Drew Carey is the only time I’ve ever heard the phrase, "Cleveland rocks"
What’s a rapporteur? Are they like a reporter?
I’m on this journey myself; lay out that parts list, my man
And I love how much of it is fart jokes
Perhaps he is using the other hand to jack off.
Constantly
I wonder if he was born in Washington. Maybe there’s a universe out there where his name is Denzel Tokyo
I last played before the Steam release
I can help them out if they need it
Except for the thousand keyboard binds you need to remember
Those Romans sure had style
Maybe demand is slow because nobody wants a fucking chatbot relabeled as “AI”
He can go fuck himself right in the ear
You mean like nature documentaries? I’m pretty sure I saw the Planet Earth with peacocks
Uh oh, emotions
So did I, until I saw him in that Matrix movie