GarfieldYaoi [he/him]

Premiere Pro. It’s industry standard and DaVinci just isn’t the same.

It’s a shame adobe knows this and jacked up their prices to ridiculous levels ON TOP OF removing the one-time purchase to a SaaS model.

“Every sperm is precious” levels of NUTTERY

I love this site.

Queerphobia is always just someone taking their breeding kink way too far, change my mind.

It also serves as a good alternative for “white trash” without the classist baggage it comes with.

Although I’m getting the feeling gammons are going to start calling themselves gammons as a term of endearment.

Can’t the sheeple just fuck off and play their Call of Duty? Normie scum can have their containment games as long as they leave the few non-dipshits in peace.

Humans are scum.

CHUD is an acronym for cannibalistic humanoid undergroud dwellers. It’s a reference to movie, but for whatever reason CHUD became the slang term for reactionaries. You’ll every now and then see “hog” used the same way.

Being easily offended:

Classy if you’re white or conservative, trashy if you’re literally anyone else.

95%

That’s what happens when you’re an involuntary redneck and too poor to get out there and experience life because everything is a luxury for the rich.

Generally, there are two types of CHUDs:

1. People who were popular in high school and bullied people, and being a CHUD is how they can relive their glory days as the cool kids forever

2. People who were bullied by group one, and decided to get their revenge on the world by becoming bullies themselves.

“You snowflakes need to grow a thicker skin!”

“Hold on, you’re insulting ME! THAT’S ILLEGAL BUDDY!”

So they expect us to be tougher than them?

This is what boomers unironically believe.

:“Don’t like climate change? Just ascend to godhood and create your own planet, you nosy busybodies need to learn to live and let live! Muh freedumz!”

: “The WEF wants me to own nothing and be happy!”

: “You will own nothing and be happy.”

: “Oh sorry, of course I will own nothing. There is nothing wrong with literally everything being a luxury good. Hell, make me work for free. Porky knows what’s good for all of us!”

Most recently? Theseus from Hades. He always manages to take away one death defiance, and is usually my first one each run.

The pigs should be tried for crimes against humanity.

Basically, spend my last hours on earth trying to spark a new ecological movement.

What are they even talking about? They have done NOTHING BUT win culture wars ever since 2012. If you’re all doom and gloom over Barbie, I hope someone forces you to watch Idiocracy where morons like you are even more viciously pointed out.

: “Yeah but…they’re also not racist enough. Ergo, that’s the problem and nothing else. All it’s problems will magically be fixed when they begin recognizing white men for the special little boys they all are.”

I’m from bumfuck nowhere in the US, but damn I am jealous of California and it is wasted on the US. But hey, if leaving the US entirely is out of the question, there’s bound to be a few places there that are somewhat bearable.