1st and 2nd are prettt much the same thing, just one nose is tiny and one is huge.

It definitely wouldn’t be the third one

Oh yeah buddy, been using swiftkey for idk 6 years but I’m not in the habit of using it most of the time because half the words I swipe come out the wrong word 😄

Yep, got big hands myself and own an S21+, and the keys on the keyboard are still too fucking small. Sick of correcting nytypos after 10 years, so finally not giving a fuck.

Ironically, i typed this entire comment without a typo, gotta love how that works.

Edit: oh wit, found onr. Guess y’all just gotta deal with ut.

Watching the ceramic 'splode and water go everywhere. Endless entertainment for literally dozens of seconds!

Awwww damn…

I went through my girlfrriend’s cashier lane at the grocery store for 3 years before fingering out how to get her number without not being just another dick rolling through when she has an endless supply to choose from. Turned out she had been waiting the entire time for something to happen

You know we have toilets for that, right?

And theeeeennnn…?

I was in disbelief that it was Jello because it does not look like Jello

Oddly enough, probably the only thing on that plate I’d eat a bite of

I think I remember this one… Banned Wow account? Tv remote up butt?

How the fuck is that Jello

Beep boop beep boop

I mean…

What YOU said sounds like something a robot would say… 🤔

Some people like to converse with others, we’re not all robots.

How would that even work. It’s an an entire country made up of provinces. We have our own provincial governments. Canada is fucking huge. How would they enter? The border spans the whole width of the continent. Do they even have a big enough military to even do that?

None of this even makes sense, it sounds like the biggest dumbest joke any president has ever came up with, besides building a wall along the opposite border, which may have started but never even finished, or turned out way too expensice to be realistic or something like that, what ever the fuck happened.

Wait, but some of those kids are darker than both mok AND dad…

Who the heck is Tina?

Yep it’s bullshit I hate it too.

Oh, great. Lovely

Hey, I like boobies too!

Ahh. Thanks for the correction!