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Cake day: June 21st, 2023

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  • @PoodleDoodle

    • when dicing onions cut radially first, then slice across, it saves you that weird half slice that’s traditionally used for dicing onions.

    • I use cast iron for nearly everything, it survives a hundred years because it’s bulletproof not because it’s gingerly handled every time it’s removed from it’s velvet case. People dragged them around on Chuck wagons, you will not kill it with soap. Worst case it gets a little sticky and now you need to cook some bacon in it.

    • A splash of acid in your soup or stew at the end really wakes it up.

    • Never cook rice without at least a couple bay leaves. Ideally you’ll cook it in chicken stock as well, add flavour where you can.

    • The best chicken stock in a jar is Better Than Bullion. Hands down. No contest.

    • With a splash of oil you can cook eggs even in a sticky cast iron pan.

    • Always use hand protection of some kind with a mandolin. I’ve never seen a non-pro chef go without and not fuck up their hand. Even pros lose the tips of their fingers sometimes too.

    • If you want to recreate movie theater popcorn at home you need the following things:
      A whirlypop or other stovetop cooker
      Coconut oil, refined
      Popcorn kernels, quality varies, find a good brand
      Fine salt
      “Popcorn oil” - this is butter flavored oil sold next to the kernels

    Here’s what you do, set up a bowl to dump your popcorn in, throw some salt in the whirlypop with a spoon of coconut oil, and just a tiny glug of the popcorn oil, not much just a tad. Add your kernels, crank the heat to high and start cranking. Do. Not. Stop. The popcorn will begin to pop after an interminable wait. Keep cranking until it either gets hard to crank or the popping slows down significantly. Then quickly dump your popcorn into the waiting bowl. Do not add salt, you already did this, the fine salt will be well distributed this way. Add a bit of popcorn oil. Shake the bowl a bit to distribute, add more if desired etc. Then enjoy your movie theater popcorn.

    It took me years to work out how to do it without the Naks oil, which I bought from a local popcorn shop for awhile.



  • @xtremeownage

    I think that one of the most difficult things to deal with more common bots, spamming, reposting, etc.

    Is that parsing all the commentary and dealing with it on a service wide level is really hard to do, in terms of computing power and sheer volume of content. Seems to me that do this on an instance level with user numbers in the 10’s of thousands is a heck of a lot more reasonable than doing it on a 10’s of millions of users service.

    What I’m getting at is that this really seems like something that could (maybe even should) be built into the instance moderation tools, at least some method of marking user activity as suspicious for further investigation by human admins/mods.

    We’re really operating on the assumption that people spinning up instances are acting in good faith, until they prove that they aren’t, I think the first step is giving good faith actors the tools to moderate effectively, then worrying about bad faith admins.