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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

A master of the dad joke

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A master of the dad joke

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    306 unread texts? How do you live with that chaos?

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      It’s easy just be part of a 9 person groupchat and a single conversation will turn into 400+ messages.

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        I used to want friends, then I read this.

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      There is a reason she wanted to take quick! edit: meant talk quick

      • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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        Take quick what?

        • supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world
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          talk quick

    • Senseless@feddit.de
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      Right? I have people at work with thousands of unread mails. I don’t know I can work with these people.

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      That’s about two family group chats ignored.

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    “hi so tired”

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    I picture him texting this while walking around Home Depot in cargo shorts, a polo shirt, and socks with sandals.

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      With a proud grin on his face.

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      I feel personally attacked…

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    Nice. A real dad joke for once. Been a while.

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    As a dad, I think I finally understand “squad goals”

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      Wow, I just realized I haven’t heard that term in years.

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