Delicious waffle aside, I really enjoy this photo but I can’t put my finger on why. It almost has a weird liminality.
Anyway, fuck yeah waffle!
It does, doesn’t it?
I think it’s the warmer lights. Subconsciously we know that stuff is supposed to stay there only temporarily, I suppose.
Also the dichotomy between a perfectly presentable plate of food and the discordant mess surrounding it.
This is a fruit salad on an edible plate
That waffle will inevitably be ruined by corn syrup. Diners never have any decent maple syrup, and I’m convinced that it’s meant as a personal slight against me.
I work for big corn syrup and can confirm we’re coming for you
Try honey when they don’t have real syrup. It’s certainly different but maybe that’s a good thing since it invites a less direct comparison.
Do you think they’re serving actual honey and not honey flavored corn syrup?
They are here, honey is a protected label so if they aren’t using real honey then it’s honey sauce.
That’s a good solution… I’m, frankly, upset that I’ve been settling for fruit syrups and whipped cream for as long as I have. Silly to say but sincerely, you’ve made breakfast diners infinitely more accessible to me.
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Somebody’s jealous that they didn’t order a waffle.
Leslie Knope approves.
That is the correct amount of fruit to put on a waffle
Waffle House don’t fuck around
