• ITypeWithMyDick@lemmy.ml
    30·
    1 year ago

    Friend 1: Drinks

    Friend 2: Drinks

    Friend 1: Im going to drive home

    Friend 2: No dont do that, you been doing the drink

    Friend 1: Stabs Friend 2

    Friend 2: Dies

  • DeviloDante@feddit.de
    281·
    1 year ago

    When I was younger two of my best friends hated each other. The reason was that both of them heard, that the other one didn’t like them.

    This went on for years until we randomly all met and I brought it up.

    Never figured out, who told them this crap.

    • jeff
      134·
      1 year ago

      Not to be that guy, but both those commas don’t need to be there.

  • MiddleWeigh@lemmy.world
    7·
    1 year ago

    I tended to have always kept a very small, tight knit circle of friends, so when something went down, which was rarely, it went really down. Not out of insult, but of ego. Which I think is a misunderstanding in its own right tbh.

    In my teens and early 20s I had 2 people that I would consider best friends, really close. I loved them, still do. I don’t talk to them much because we let ourselves get in the way of it. You live and you learn. …both of them were born within a week of me, on either side. Kinda interesting.