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Ted Cruz press office getting real weird lately
If you prick me, do I not leak?
I approve of these quality Shylock(?) references.
Gosh, it’s been so long I can hardly remember any of it though!
Don’t make me break my meat feet on yo ass!
You have two meatfeet. I have three peglegs.
We are not the same.
The MEAT FEET, Feminine step, Sounds like a laaaaady When he’s walkin’ in the room! 🎵
I just got metal put in my right foot. It’s mostly meat, tho. Are we still kin, or am I too much of a cyborg?
They’re looking for you in the Teen Titans HQ
fuck you for reminding me that meat feet exist
i shall proceed to be extra vulgar
Never trust a pirate
Be not unkind to your bretherin of meat feet, so sayeth the lord!
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