• abbadon420@lemm.ee
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    9 months ago

    Watch out though. First they conquer our hearts, than they’ll conquer the planet

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        9 months ago

        Plugs themselves into a toaster and the microwave … inserts a laser pointer into their eye socket … I want to be assimilated!!!

        • Stamets@startrek.website
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          9 months ago

          I’m just imagining people horny to get assimilated and I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep tonight.