• IninewCrow
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      9 months ago

      Plugs themselves into a toaster and the microwave … inserts a laser pointer into their eye socket … I want to be assimilated!!!

      • Stamets@startrek.website
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        9 months ago

        I’m just imagining people horny to get assimilated and I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep tonight.