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TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Bad Steak

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Bad Steak

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TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • proper@lemmy.world
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    wow, this is awful.

  • thorbot@lemmy.world
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    Forwards from grandma right here

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    Peak “I’m 40 and this is funny” vibes

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      Fuck off, I’m 50 and that’s still fuckin atrociously dull-witted

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        50 year old here, can confirm.

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    deleted by creator

  • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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    I think I might need to pick this joke up and slap it around…you know, because it’s bad.

  • Rentlar
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    “Waiter my steak is bad”

    "You know it! Ya know! And the whole world has to answer right now cuz’ I tell you once again… who’s bad? "

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    Thanks Ron.

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    Next time, tell her you are bad.

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    Missing the 🤣😂🤣😍

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    That’s pretty hi. Larious, that is. Slapping the f### outta the steak that way, THAT’LL teach it to behave!!

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    all the peanut gallery comments from 12 year olds who’ve never bought a steak at a restaurant for themselves in their entire lives, hahahaha

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      What are you talking about? I’ve ordered plenty of steaks. Always sunny side over, and at least rare but if they don’t have that I’ll settle for uncommon.

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      Got 'em.

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      Tell her I’m bad so she can pick me up and slap me

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