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TheWaterGodM to OffbeatEnglish · 2 years ago

Man arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying bill

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Man arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying bill

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TheWaterGodM to OffbeatEnglish · 2 years ago
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Man arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying bill, reports say
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Most recently, the man tried the ruse after ordering a seafood paella and two whiskeys at a restaurant in Spain, according to local news outlets, citing police.

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    But in my defense your honor… oh, ugh, my… my heart!

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      That was my first thought lol

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    This guy having a real heart attack in a restaurant some time in the future.

    “Oh no, just ignore Aidas. He is such a joker. Now would you like the lamb or the fish tonight?”

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    Kind of based ngl

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