• goat@sh.itjust.worksOP
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    1 year ago

    “actually that never happened!”

    “yes it did”

    “well they deserved it”

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      1 year ago

      The narcissist’s prayer

      That didn’t happen.
      And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
      And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
      And if it is, that’s not my fault.
      And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
      And if I did, you deserved it.