HEISENBERG@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years agoAdults need badges toolemmy.worldimagemessage-square30linkfedilinkarrow-up1552arrow-down121
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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·2 years agoMe: “There should be a Boy Scouts for adults.” Me, 3 seconds later: “Oh yeah. Military…”
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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 years ago“Oh no… I guess I have to eat the cookie again.” - My gay ass
minus-squareDax87@forum.stellarcastle.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down2·2 years agothat sounds like something a seaman would say
minus-squaretheodewere@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 years agoGeorge first taught the Army the Cookie Doctrine at Valley Forge, but then their dicks started to freeze and break off
minus-squarediprount_tomato@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down2·2 years agoArmies didn’t exist before George Washington
minus-squareSocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoThen there is “hurry up and wait”. “Everyone has to cum on the cookie by 5am but stare at it until 2pm.”
minus-squareSocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoI just want a NOLS type thing for adults instead of just teens.
Me: “There should be a Boy Scouts for adults.”
Me, 3 seconds later: “Oh yeah. Military…”
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“Oh no… I guess I have to eat the cookie again.” - My gay ass
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Cut out the cookie…
that sounds like something a seaman would say
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George first taught the Army the Cookie Doctrine at Valley Forge, but then their dicks started to freeze and break off
Armies didn’t exist before George Washington
ours didn’t
Then there is “hurry up and wait”. “Everyone has to cum on the cookie by 5am but stare at it until 2pm.”
Icky cookie?
I just want a NOLS type thing for adults instead of just teens.