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HEISENBERG@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Adults need badges too

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Adults need badges too

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HEISENBERG@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Me: “There should be a Boy Scouts for adults.”

    Me, 3 seconds later: “Oh yeah. Military…”

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        “Oh no… I guess I have to eat the cookie again.” - My gay ass

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          Cut out the cookie…

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        that sounds like something a seaman would say

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        George first taught the Army the Cookie Doctrine at Valley Forge, but then their dicks started to freeze and break off

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          Armies didn’t exist before George Washington

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            ours didn’t

      • dustyData@lemmy.world
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        Icky cookie?

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        Then there is “hurry up and wait”. “Everyone has to cum on the cookie by 5am but stare at it until 2pm.”

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      I just want a NOLS type thing for adults instead of just teens.

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    Question: are potatoes a vegetable. If so, do I get that badge if I eat French fries?

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      culinary terms are pretty arbitrary but when a dietician extolls eating vegetables they’re not talking about starches like potatoes and corn

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        So you’re saying that potatoes aren’t really a vegetable, so it’s a bit of a starch to count them as such in your diet?

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      Yes. Approved by me.

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    Would actually be down to have these on a denim jacket or something

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      Be the change you want to see

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    We don’t need no stinking badges!

    (Just in case: not hate, just a possibly obscure reference)

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      The Treasure of the Sierra Madre or Blazing Saddles?

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        Yep, Treasure of the Sierra Madre.

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    This is what video game achievements are for. They give adults the feedback life usually doesn’t give.

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    These unlock the trophy hunter in me.

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    If somebody actually wants merit badges, the Rebel Badge Club exists.

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    I would enjoy shows a lot more if I could stop at just 1 episode.

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    I’d never get that Netflix badge.

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    Well this is depressing AF. I think I need to pay my bills now and do other mind-numbingly boring and mundane tasks.

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    I will get the bottom left and right badges one day, I swear.

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    Very good meme! I likey very much.

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    The “ate a vegetable” is more of a kids badge, though. Adults generally like vegetables more than kids and choose to eat them more often.

    I feel like this was made by some 'murican whale that only eats fast food and drinks soda.

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      I’m an adult, I’m not American, I don’t only eat fast food or only drink soda, but I do hate vegetables.

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        Same, am whale. Plankton ftw.

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